Great Truths about life that little children have learned

1. No matter how hard you try, you cannnot baptize cats

2. When your Mum is mad at your Dad, do NOT let her brush your hair

3. If your sister hits you, do NOT hit her back … they ALWAYS catch the second person

4. Never ask your 3 year old brother to hold a tomato

5. You cannot trust dogs to watch your food

6. Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot

7. Do not sneeze when someone is cutting your hair

8.  Puppies still have bad breath – even after eating a tic-tac

9. Never hold a Dust Buster and a Cat at the same time

10. School lunches stick to the wall

11. You cannot hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk

12. Do not wear polka dot underwear under white shorts

13. The best place to be when you are sad is in Grandpa’s lap …

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