
Warren
Great Truths about life that little children have learned
No matter how hard you try, you cannnot baptize cats
When your Mum is mad at your Dad, do NOT let her brush your hair
If your sister hits you, do NOT hit her back … they ALWAYS catch the second person
Never ask your 3 year old brother to hold a tomato
You cannot trust dogs to watch your food
Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot
Do not sneeze when someone is cutting your hair
Puppies still have bad breath – even after eating a tic-tac
Never hold a Dust Buster and a Cat at the same time
School lunches stick to the wall
You cannot hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk
Do not wear polka dot underwear under white shorts
The best place to be when you are sad is in Grandpa’s lap …