No matter how hard you try, you cannnot baptize cats When your Mum is mad at your Dad, do NOT let her brush your hair If your sister hits you, do NOT hit her back … they ALWAYS catch the second person Never ask your 3 year old brother to hold a tomato You cannot trust dogs to watch your food Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot Do not sneeze when someone is cutting your hair Puppies still have bad breath – even after eating a tic-tac Never hold a Dust Buster

A little boy was overheard praying: “Lord, if you can’t make me a better boy, don’t worry about it. I’m having a real good time like I am.” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied, “That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys.” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~